Thursday Thirteen #10


Thirteen Things about Shoshana

Well, I got another e-mail from my MIL. It's numbered and it would looks so great on my T13! So, here they are!
1) Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear, the Voices, the Voices?

2) Amnesia - I Don't Remember If I'll be Home for Christmas

3) Narcissistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

4) Manic - Deck The Halls And Walls And House And Lawn And Streets And Stores And Office And Town And Cars And Buses And Trucks And Trees And Fire Hydrants And...

5) Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disoriented Are

6) Paranoid - Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Us

7) Borderline Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, You Better not Shout, I'm Gonna Cry, and I'll not Tell You Why

8) Full-Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting You On an Open Fire

9) Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells

10) Agoraphobia - I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day But Wouldn't Leave My House

11) Senile Dementia - Walking In a Winter Wonderland Miles from My House in My Slippers and Robe

12) Oppositional Defiant Disorder - I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus So I Burned Down the House

13) Social Anxiety Disorder - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Sit Here and Hyperventilate

Bonus:
14) Attention Deficit Disorder - We Wish You...Hey Look!! It's Snowing!!!

19 comments:

Michelle said...

Oh thank you, I needed a laugh!

Happy TT!

I’m up!

albjornstad said...

This is funny! :)

Melissa said...

What a funny list! Great idea. Happy TT!

Anonymous said...

this is hilarious!
i love it!

Anonymous said...

That is just AWESOME! I love it!

Barb said...

I think I have half of those lol

Anonymous said...

That's so cute! I just may have to steal this one for next week!

Anonymous said...

lol! I'll have to remeber those :) I played Thurs13 today Shoshana, thanks for inviting me :)

Anonymous said...

LOL...I feel like a few of those sometimes!

Happy Thursday!

Girlie said...

Thank you guys! This cracked me up when I first saw it.

Girlie said...

Angelo, welcome to T13!

Isn't it fun? and hopping is part of it.

Anonymous said...

Hey Shoshana, thanks again, it is fun :)

Tink said...

*LOL* Great list, thanks for making me smile!
My TT is about holiday decorations.

Anonymous said...

interesting and amusing! connected with xmas huh? :D

Anonymous said...

I've read this one before. It cracked me up! :-D

Anonymous said...

Hahhaha good one gurl!
happy weekend!!!

Uisce said...

I love it, thanks for the laugh!!

House Dad said...

DOH! your comments publish straight away...lol. Ah well, can you delete my last one please :o) I'm such a wally!

Airah said...

LOL miss, that's really funny.

i like #7 coz it rhymes really well.

whoever thought of this must have spend the night making this. ;)